Faeriecon is over, but like a good little pixie, I extracted many tasty brains that we can all munch on well into the winter months.
(who is 'we all'? why, my minions, of course!)
Witness this particularly difficult extraction I performed on Dave from Grendel's Den. [link] It was a ghoulishly delightful brain that I simply couldn't resist taking.
Contrary to popular belief, our procedure is relatively painless . . . unless the person resists. *ahem* I personally favour the sinus cavity removal method. [via magic wand] Much less messy. (those ancient egyptians knew what they were doing!) Most people don't believe in faeries at all, let alone cannibalistic ones. And that's fine and dandy with us. We never liked getting too much press anyway. Better to stay below the radar. Look what happened to Dracula! As soon as the mortals discover you're nibbling at their eldery, they start firing up the torches. *shakes head sadly*
In conclusion I would just like to randomly say - "Even the naughtiest of faeries has to do the laundry. And I really REALLY hate that. Sometimes minions are so useless! I'll bet super hero sidekicks do the laundry. I'll bet they even COOK too."